Satire in the First Degree Domestic Statistics
| Government Category: |
Unity |
| Government Priority: |
Education |
| Economic Rating: |
Strong |
| Civil Rights Rating: |
Superb |
| Political Freedoms: |
Very Good |
| Income Tax Rate: |
45% |
| Consumer Confidence Rate: |
105% |
| Worker Enthusiasm Rate: |
107% |
| Major Industry: |
Information Technology |
| National Animal: |
Quick-tongued Sloth |
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Satire in the First Degree Demographics
| Total Population: |
16,898,000,000 |
| Criminals: |
1,684,882,188 |
| Elderly, Disabled, & Retirees: |
1,508,028,978 |
| Military & Reserves: ? |
0 |
| Students and Youth: |
3,692,213,000 |
| Unemployed but Able: |
2,535,346,791 |
| Working Class: |
7,477,529,043 |
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Satire in the First Degree Government Budget Details
| Government Budget: |
$107,311,553,366,405.97 |
| Government Expenditures: |
$104,092,206,765,413.78 |
| Goverment Waste: |
$3,219,346,600,992.19 |
| Goverment Efficiency: |
97% |
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Satire in the First Degree Government Spending Breakdown:
| Administration: |
$7,286,454,473,578.97 |
7% |
| Social Welfare: |
$7,286,454,473,578.97 |
7% |
| Healthcare: |
$7,286,454,473,578.97 |
7% |
| Education: |
$27,063,973,759,007.59 |
26% |
| Religion & Spirituality: |
$6,245,532,405,924.83 |
6% |
| Defense: |
$0.00 |
0% |
| Law & Order: |
$9,368,298,608,887.24 |
9% |
| Commerce: |
$5,204,610,338,270.69 |
5% |
| Public Transport: |
$6,245,532,405,924.83 |
6% |
| The Environment: |
$17,695,675,150,120.34 |
17% |
| Social Equality: |
$6,245,532,405,924.83 |
6% |
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Satire in the First Degree White Market Statistics ?
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$86,207,800,000,000.00 |
| GDP Per Capita: |
$5,101.66 |
| Average Salary Per Employee: |
$8,419.28 |
| Unemployment Rate: |
20.98% |
| Consumption: |
$104,592,620,650,496.02 |
| Exports: |
$24,075,182,473,216.00 |
| Imports: |
$24,844,391,415,808.00 |
| Trade Net: |
-769,208,942,592.00 |
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Satire in the First Degree Grey and Black Market Statistics ?
Evasion, Black Market, Barter & Crime
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$133,208,843,418,191.95 |
| Avg Annual Criminal's Income / Savings: ? |
$5,444.99 |
| Recovered Product + Fines & Fees: |
$8,991,596,930,727.96 |
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Black Market & Grey Market Statistics:
| Guns & Weapons: |
$531,028,728,733.91 |
| Drugs and Pharmaceuticals: |
$8,142,440,507,253.27 |
| Extortion & Blackmail: |
$4,248,229,829,871.27 |
| Counterfeit Goods: |
$4,956,268,134,849.81 |
| Trafficking & Intl Sales: |
$6,195,335,168,562.27 |
| Theft & Disappearance: |
$4,602,248,982,360.54 |
| Counterfeit Currency & Instruments : |
$5,664,306,439,828.36 |
| Illegal Mining, Logging, and Hunting : |
$7,080,383,049,785.45 |
| Basic Necessitites : |
$8,142,440,507,253.27 |
| School Loan Fraud : |
$12,213,660,760,879.90 |
| Tax Evasion + Barter Trade : |
$57,279,802,669,822.54 |
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Satire in the First Degree Total Market Statistics ?
| National Currency: |
Laughingstock |
| Exchange Rates: |
1 Laughingstock = $0.36 |
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$1 = 2.81 Laughingstocks |
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Regional Exchange Rates |
| Gross Domestic Product: |
$86,207,800,000,000.00 - 39% |
| Black & Grey Markets Combined: |
$133,208,843,418,191.95 - 61% |
| Real Total Economy: |
$219,416,643,418,191.94 |
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